I fully expect Touchdown Jesus to turn around, look into the library and read a book when he sees the “outfits” Notre Dame is wearing for the Shamrock Series game they are playing with cocaine cruise inventors Miami.

I know Notre Dame is our rival, but I am allowed to say it.  I am allowed to say that I do not support the bastardization of tradition in sports.  I think the designated hitter is for wimps.  I think the spread offense with plays called on posterboards that look like high school election campaign posters are clown shoes.  I think most of the new look uniforms teams trot out to attract recruits that would rather be at a fashion show than look tough and kill bears are a total joke.

I know Notre Dame is our rival, but I don’t want to see them do this.  I like the Golden Dome…