February 12, 2013 Leave a comment
Recap of The Bachelor week six, courtesy of LOST ANGELES!
There’s Christmas. And there’s second Christmas. Second Christmas is when the Bachelor moves to a tropical location and and our hero can finally just ride around in helicopters and sea planes and fucking snorkel and force girls to wear their “A Game” bikinis and drink some Mai Tais.
I enjoy this time of year ever more now that I live in Portland because it’s cold here, although it certainly hasn’t stopped me from drinking Mai Tais. Or anything else for that matter.
So, Strawberry Lemonade broke the rules and decided to travel with his harem of women in a small plane instead of traveling solo because, well, he wanted to set a tone for the amount of perving he demands on this trip to St. Croix. Sean is a natural rule breaker. Like the laws of anatomy. First man to glow red in the snow. First light skinned person to…
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