So if you watched the Bachelor Finale last night, you need to read this. Hilarious!!! Yes, I watch The Bachelor, I have to, my beautiful pregnant wife makes me! 😉
Harry Potter and shit. It all ends.
Never before has so much build up lead to an event more (read: less) captivating. On a shoestring budget because Strawberry Blond found a way to be a virgin and uninteresting at the same time, this “journey” to find love felt more like a tourist bus carting visiting Germans around destinations no one from the United States would visit. After a brief and luxurious pit stop in St. Croix, they were off to Thailand, the most inexpensive beach country they could find. It made me wonder if Sean had a peanut allergy and they were trying to kill him with some errant pad thai.
His final decision was like a scene from Saw. Marry the simple, Army Brat with the General dad and a horrid case of stress acne or marry a woman from Seattle with a shitty set of sisters and a…
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